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The Bobblehead doll

Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:17 PM EDT
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By justthrowningitoutthere87
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Why buy a bobblehead when you can look like one??? Everyone...the bobblehead look is in!!!! I dont care how it is done, whether it's anorexia or bulemia, or whether you are on cocaine...you want to get the smallest body you can until the bones jut out of your clothes. You're head won't shrink it will just be boney and you'll have moon eyes, to complete your bobblehead look.

Celebrities sporting the bobblehead look....Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff. Nicole Richie would show the bobblehead look if she didnt have such a tiny head to begin with. All of these celebs and more are fashion forward lovely real life bobblehead girls.

I spend a lot of time being jealous of these girls and how they dress and how they look but then i remember that they look like bobbleheads...Whats that about???? Do u really want to starve yourself to look like a bobblehead?

All in all, everyone has body issues. It is a fact of life. I'm 19 years old I struggle with them everyday. But I remember that I LOVE food and it's my personality that will catch Johnny Depp or Mr. Poopla...not my body. Plus have u seen my profile picture. A face only a father could love....hopefully. hahaha.

Anyways, life is short, find happiness...starving yourself from delicious treats or doing drugs will not bring you happiness. And the bobblehead thing has got to go...honestly have you seen the new Elle with Hilary. Why is she all bobbly...bobble bobble bobble.....hahaha

xoxo.
P.S. DONT BE A BOBBLEHEAD!!!!!!! Bobbleheads = fun toys....they do not equal attractive people.

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Mbae08

starving yourself from delicious treats or doing drugs

It sounds like you want people to do drugs.

I think more people should go for the Star Jones look. Start out the same shape as the Michelin Tire Guy and end up looking like Paris Hilton's dog.

  • 5 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:25 PM EDT
Mbae08

He's right!

  • 4 votes
#1.1 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:57 PM EDT
justthrowningitoutthere87

aaaaaaaaaahahaha

  • 3 votes
#1.2 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:58 PM EDT
kevinb66

This was just to freaking funny. I'm sure everyone out on the lake is wonder where that hysterical laughter is coming from right now.

Ahhh, it's the passing on of a decent sense of humor that makes a father proud.

  • 4 votes
#1.3 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:29 PM EDT
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Phaedrus72

For some reason, women don't realize that us guys don't like the bobble head look. Me personally I like some meat on a girls bones. Some curves. It's what makes a woman a woman. I like a woman to be phat, not fat, but phat. I like the Marilyn Monroe look and hate the Nicole Richie look. When I see that, I just say, "ooh gross". Some men might like skinny girls, but I think the vast majority don't.

Having said that, from your picture, you look very pretty to me, a face that more than just a father could love. So give yourself some credit where credit is due. You are very pretty.

  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:43 PM EDT
justthrowningitoutthere87

thank you, phaedrus. you made my day as one of the first people to ever comment on my goofy articles, other than my dad and my brother.

  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:55 PM EDT
Phaedrus72

And hey, if you spend enough time here on newsvine, there will be those who try to tell you that I'm a jerk, an idiot, ignorant, you name it. But I'm really an nice guy, so don't listen to anything they say about me.

You're welcome.

  • 4 votes
#3.1 - Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:05 PM EDT
Ansab

Don't forget that Phaedrus72 is a liar as well!

Everything he said about himself is false. Everyday he breaks into my house(jerk/intrusive), screams in gibberish(idiot/not polite) and proceeds to beat me with a broken lawn chair while wearing soundproof earmuffs(ignorant/not nice)!

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 8:07 PM EDT
Phaedrus72

I dont even know who you are Ansab. Sorry!

  • 1 vote
#3.3 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 10:30 PM EDT
Ansab

Wow. He's so ignorant he doesn't even know the people he's bludgeoning to death.

/joke

  • 3 votes
#3.4 - Fri Jul 7, 2006 11:49 PM EDT
Phaedrus72

Hey, if you are within striking distance, watch out. I dont have to know who you are. lol

  • 1 vote
#3.5 - Sat Jul 8, 2006 12:37 AM EDT
justthrowningitoutthere87

dont worry phaedrus i still like u! ;) and i dont think ur a liar...mainly because you shower me with compliments...haha just kidding. i just dont want u to bludgeon me to death....eek. ;) :)

  • 2 votes
#3.6 - Sat Jul 8, 2006 12:42 AM EDT
Phaedrus72

I'm not gonna bludgeon you to death, you're too pretty for that. Oops, sorry, according to Celestina, we're not supposed to tell women on newsvine that they are pretty. Supposedly, it means we don't take them seriously. Or something like that. Not sure, wasn't paying too much attention to what she was saying, her being a woman and all. /joke

  • 2 votes
#3.7 - Sat Jul 8, 2006 1:00 AM EDT
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Nick Watts

I really like the simile. Does that make these people the opposite of those little dolls that would always come back upright every time you knocked them down? I can't remember what they were called but they were egg shaped.

Hmmm, maybe not, I can't think of a decent group of people to compare them to.

Carry on..... ;)

  • 1 vote
Reply#4 - Wed Jun 28, 2006 6:11 AM EDT
justthrowningitoutthere87

those little dolls that would always come back upright every time you knocked them down?

WEEBLES!!!! haha weebles they wobble but never fall down. ya i guess what would be their opposite.

  • 2 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:09 AM EDT
Nick Watts

That's it, weebles! Love those things.

  • 2 votes
Reply#6 - Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:34 AM EDT
Mbae08

It's funny because a bobblehead (the late Star Jones) was recently replaced by a Weeble (Rosie O'Donnell)

The epic war continues

  • 4 votes
Reply#7 - Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:04 PM EDT
kevinb66

(the late Star Jones)

She's not dead, you know.

  • 1 vote
#7.1 - Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:48 PM EDT
Mbae08

Not yet.... but she'll get hers... in due time

  • 1 vote
#7.2 - Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:12 PM EDT
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